Crisis Comforter Gifts

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

Coronavirus Debate

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"My new day job is killing me."

More Money for Greece.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

The new fall content.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

How will this impact me?

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Jetsgo out of business.

2020 Panic Room

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"