Crisis Comforter Pillows

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Coronavirus Debate

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

The new fall content.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"My new day job is killing me."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

More Money for Greece.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

2020 Panic Room

Bear Market.