Cold Weather Comforter Pillows

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The new fall content.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

How Sheep Sleep

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"