Cold Weather Dresser Pillows

"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We should start wearing masks."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Snail Man

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

That every day look.

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking