Bacteria Banter Lover Gifts

Tough germ.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Bacteria fame at last.

Louis Pasteur

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Can we discuss this?"

'Here comes Ted.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

The Bacteria Bowl

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

'Speak with the voice of reason again.'

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.