Backyard Flagger Pillows

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Bring flag factories back to America.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Iranium

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

UK dissolution

Latinos in the USA

A full moon

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Britain Stays

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

George Washington

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Do you mind if I join you, guys?'