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"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

tRUMp, Pirate President

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Bring flag factories back to America.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Iranium

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

UK dissolution

A full moon

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Latinos in the USA

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

Britain Stays

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

George Washington

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'