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Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Future garbage truck driver.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Gone Fishing

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

TV stage door