Virtual Background Connoisseur T-Shirts

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

bird interprets modern art

Scarpia's Palace

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Landscape Artists

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Music Piracy

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

Apple TV+

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Have you got it in beige?"

Lady deciding on the colour for a new dress