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"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

A mad scientist.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"Congratulations! You win our TV Interview Backdrop Competition!"

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"Bond – James bond."

And that's why I'm still single!

New Zoom Backgrounds

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

William H. Macy

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Quilp's grotesque politeness

Postman Pat and Noddy Road Rage

Omaha's voice of reason.

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