Background Character Enthusiast Pillows

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

A mad scientist.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"Congratulations! You win our TV Interview Backdrop Competition!"

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

"Bond – James bond."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

And that's why I'm still single!

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

New Zoom Backgrounds

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Quilp's grotesque politeness

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Postman Pat and Noddy Road Rage

Omaha's voice of reason.

Profile: Please describe yourself in a few words - A man of many parts...

'We're going with the insanity plea, your honour.'