Background Check Expert T-Shirts

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

The Anti-Agent

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

AI Safety Officer

"How'd I do on the test?"

CCTV in church.

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

Dictator, Interrupted

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

The world of surveillance.

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Eurocopa 2016

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,