Background Check Expert Pillows

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

The Anti-Agent

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

AI Safety Officer

"How'd I do on the test?"

CCTV in church.

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Eurocopa 2016

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"