"There - now we're safe and prosperous."
Border Security Expert Pillows
Add a dash of humor to their space with our border security-themed pillows. Ideal for brightening up their home or office with a fun touch.
Schengen
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
Hard Border
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Trump to Build Wall
Massive ICE raids announced
Not So Into This One
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Division: US-Meixco Border Wall . . . Division - Americans on immigration issues.
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Europe
Muslim Screening Test
US Asylum
"Suspected illegal alien."
Last Customs Post Before the Border
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."
U.S. Customs.
"Which countries have you visited recently?"
Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."
"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."
'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'
NATO sends ships to try and stop the trafficking of migrants.
'This photo looks nothing like you. Close your eyes and screw your face up a bit...!'
'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'
Border Security Expert Pillows Collection
Border Security Expert Mugs
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Border Security Expert Prints
Discover our border security prints—stylish artwork that honors their profession with a clever twist.
Border Security Expert T-Shirts
Browse our border security T-shirts—fun, witty designs that make a statement about their important role.