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Border Security Pillows
Add humor and personality to any space with our border security-inspired pillows. Great for security buffs or as a fun gift, these pillows are as comfortable as they are amusing.
The borderline psychotic
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."
"You're totally paranoid - no one is swarming the border."
"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."
The stowaways were in the soup in more ways than one...
"I hope there's something illegal in that luggage. Last time you made me open one just because they had a box of dog biscuits."
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Crossing Borders
Frontex
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Where has he been so long?
'Customs and Exercise.'
Biden immigration laws.
Division: US-Meixco Border Wall . . . Division - Americans on immigration issues.
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
US Asylum
Border Security Pillows Collection
Border Security Mugs
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Border Security Prints
Discover our border security prints to bring a clever and decorative touch to any security-minded person's workspace or home.
Border Security T-Shirts
Check out our border security t-shirts for witty and stylish designs that make a statement and show appreciation for security professionals.