Background Check Enthusiasts Pillows

'It was basically love at first sight. . . after background check.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Where was the TSA?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Rumours Online

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

Google Magazine

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

ACL-To Hell With-U.

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'