Background Check Enthusiasts Gifts

'It was basically love at first sight. . . after background check.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Where was the TSA?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Rumours Online

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Google Magazine

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Museum. So the thieves got past us with a few items, it's not like the stuff was new.