Bachelor Lifestyle Observer Pillows

'...Please stop the...'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

'I've got the iron.'

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

'You just grew three inches.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'This could be a new record!'

Deformed and damaged.

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'

'he paid me twenty bucks to cut the brake wire on Skeeter's lawn tractor.'

Interior with White-Liberal Myth