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'What areas?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'It's a relief to finally pay off my student loans.'

"Jing, I have girl friends...not girlfriends. Getting rid of that small little space isn't easy."

In the Guru District

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Three more years of high school."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Great Therapy!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Between Offices

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

Better times ahead.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.