Bachelor Life Navigator Prints

'What areas?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'It's a relief to finally pay off my student loans.'

"Jing, I have girl friends...not girlfriends. Getting rid of that small little space isn't easy."

In the Guru District

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Three more years of high school."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Great Therapy!'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

Better times ahead.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'