Baby Yoda Lover Pillows

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'At lone at last.'

celebrating a birth.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Dogs

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

The next damn Batman.

"Planet of the puppies"

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

I can't bear to be without you.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"He's just a big softy really"