Teddy Bear Lover Pillows

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"I hope that's vodka, otherwise I'm not gonna make it through another goddamn tea party."

"Cut down on the sweet stuff."

"He's just a big softy really"

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

"I have hugging issues."

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

Vladimir Putin Ambush

"I see here that you've spent a fair bit of time working from home."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

"When I was about five, I pretended my teddy bear was my boyfriend. . . after the guys I've dated here, I think teddy was a better choice!"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Teddy Bears

Happy Bear Toy Factory

'Potatoes, rice or stuffing?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

The Great Teddy Bear

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...

Von Braun's First Experiment

Playing an arcade machine

I can't bear to be without you.

'At lone at last.'

""Ok, teddy bears come on out and no big surprises!"

Stupidity - Getting a Teddy to fetch

"Yes, there are bears around here...but in this national park the bears are extremely docile!"

Alien Arcade

"He's my enabler."

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler