Baby Pictures Pillows

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Mother Nature

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Resourceful toddler

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll