Baby Development Moments Pillows

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A baby in court

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Help me!

Dominant hand reveal party

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Baby's first text.

Baby's first horror movies

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"He's cut two teeth."

Baby Paparrazzi

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'

Was it just a dream?

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"Wouldn't a teething ring be better than a house-brick?"

"He sent his first text message!"

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

'Our infant daughter is veyr active and started to crawl. Do you have one with GPS?'