Baby Photo Enthusiast Pillows

"Okay, I guess this is you, but don't ever again use a baby picture for photo ID!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Mobile.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

No bottle feeding.

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."