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'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Resourceful toddler

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun