Baby Photography Pillows

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Mother Nature

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Resourceful toddler

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"