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"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Culture Saturday

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'It's a chicken.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

Happy Hog - Manet

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

The London Olympic bid

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."