Cultured Kid T-Shirts

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Flags

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Philosopher trading cards.

Clubbing

Modern Kids.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.