Doggo Culture Vulture T-Shirts

Museum of dog memorabilia

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Happy Hog - Manet

Decaying corpse

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

The London Olympic bid

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Frieze!"

Free Artist with Each Purchase

Mouse in an art museum maze.