Doggo Culture Vulture Pillows

Museum of dog memorabilia

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

The London Olympic bid

Happy Hog - Manet

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Decaying corpse

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

"Frieze!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"