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A gawp of tourists

The Greek Tragedy

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Happy Hog - Manet

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Decaying corpse

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

The London Olympic bid

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Frieze!"