Culture Vultures Mugs

A gawp of tourists

The Greek Tragedy

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

'Time to buy.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Scarpia's Palace

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Decaying corpse

Happy Hog - Manet

The London Olympic bid

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Frieze!"