Pop Culture Vulture Mugs

'...And the award for the most 'talk to the hands' in one show goes to...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Tut and Carmen.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Venus

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Superheroes take a selfie

Distractions Of The Great

George Michael

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'm the bad guy..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Early Colour TV

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Reese Witherspoon

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Michael Jackson.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Tourists in Egypt

Michael Jackson

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Filet minion

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"