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Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Maternity Ward

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.