Baby Mythologist Gifts

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Viking Loch Ness

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Maternity Ward

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'How many fingers do you see?'