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"And you thought Billy the Kid was bad."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Did you want me, boss?'