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"And you thought Billy the Kid was bad."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'