Baby Communications Scholar Pillows

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"What are you in for?"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Proud mums.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

Baby Philosophy.

'My god, he's insane.'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'Wanna come out and play?'

"Table for two and a half?"

'What do I want for Christmas? - Didn't you get my TEXT?'