Baby Communications Scholar Pillows

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"What are you in for?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Proud mums.

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Incredible

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

Baby Philosophy.

'My god, he's insane.'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

'Wanna come out and play?'

"Table for two and a half?"