Awkward Reunion Survivor Gifts

"Oh, Carmensita, the years have not been good to you. I see you've gained a little weight."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Christmas Hugs

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Remember when?... When was that?

"Same old crowd."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

Friends and champagne

Caf� Scene

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'