Awkward Moment Commentator Pillows

'Gross! That guy is letting his dog lick him right on the mouth!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Spinach Dating.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'