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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'How embarrassing. I talked to her for three hours before we realised it was a wrong number.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Faster, Georges, faster!

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Boomerang cow.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Chick Billiard Ball

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Prosthetic snake.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

One afternoon on mars.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Penguin's Catch