
'Sorry, I thought I was muttering behind someone elses back.'
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'Sorry, I thought I was muttering behind someone elses back.'
"Don’t think of this as a breakup ... think of it as me dating your best friend."
"Well, son, it seems you've inherited my deplorable taste in pornography."
'I guess I'll let you go...' 'Don't you mean you're done talking and you'll hang up on me if I don't go?' 'Well, yeah.'
Very Difficult Conversations
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
What price beauty?
"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."
Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.
"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"
'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'
"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."
"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."
"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."
'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'
Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"
"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"
A man and a woman at a house party
Don
Send. End.
'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'
The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."
"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."
"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"
'It's not you it's me not liking you.'
A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady
"I'm good thanks."
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"
'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'
"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"
'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'
"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."
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