Screen Addiction
Aware Screen User Gifts
Looking for a gift for an aware screen user with a creative streak? Our collection features witty and charming items that appreciate their love for digital devices. Whether they’re working, gaming, or just scrolling, find a gift that speaks to their techy, creative vibe and makes every screen time moment a little more fun.
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
National Everything Awareness Day
"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"
TV-Man
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
Baby Screen Time
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"
Can't even hold signs well.
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"You dropped yer wallet."
Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.
"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."
Spooning
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
The Plasmas.
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
"God, I love this show!"
"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"
"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Do you have a cure doctor?"
Pollution Look
'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'
"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"
Traditional Family Meals
Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer
Mind control
"Cool game!"
"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
Aware Screen User Gifts Collection
Aware Screen User Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more clever and creative designs perfect for aware screen users.
Aware Screen User Pillows
Discover our pillows that combine comfort and humor, perfect for the modern, screen-loving home.
Aware Screen User Prints
Browse our prints to find inspiring and playful artwork that celebrates the digital age and creative spirit.
Aware Screen User T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for stylish and witty looks that resonate with digital creatives and tech lovers.