Ad Aware Gifts

Happening Now

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

As Seen Watching TV

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'