Ad Aware Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

As Seen Watching TV

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

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Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

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Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

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