Aware Screen User Pillows

Screen Addiction

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

National Everything Awareness Day

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

TV-Man

Baby Screen Time

Can't even hold signs well.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Spooning

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

The Plasmas.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Mind control

"Cool game!"

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Traditional Family Meals

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.