Aware Of Kid Chaos Pillows

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

Feeding the baby

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"I downloaded the Laugh Track app yo soften mom when I give her my lame excuse."

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

'An oil spill in the YARD?'

A chaos of kids

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

Jared's 'Crayon On Wall' collection.

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'