Award Winning Auditioner Pillows

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Presenter Auditions.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Casting Director

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Specimen Hunter

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Your answers sound rehearsed!"

"That's not the sort of Elvis impersonator I had in mind. . .!"

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'