Avoidance Analyst Gifts

Avoidance Behaviour.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"People are crazy."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Surfer and the Whale

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Back in 10 minutes.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sigmund Freud

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I'm devastated. My favorite fast-food place is cheating on me. That's what it feels like, anyway. It's Burger King! Burger King's moving its headquarters to Canada to weasel out of paying taxes! I feel so betrayed. How do I deal with this betrayal, Sadie?! You sound a lot like the CEO of McDonald's. McWhat? Never heard of it.

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

Silent Body Language

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."