Avoidance Analyst Pillows

Avoidance Behaviour.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"People are crazy."

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Surfer and the Whale

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Sigmund Freud

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

Silent Body Language

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."