Avoidance Artist Pillows

"I'm not sure I can make it next week."

Ring. If that's for you, you're not here.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Hurry, write 'so sorry we missed you' but be quick, they may be back any minute!'

"Johnson gave it to Bradley to give to Webster to give to Adams..."

"Bury your head in the paper, that's your anwser to everything isn't it?"

"Are you going to help with the washing up?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

I.T. Fear

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Cut and Run

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."